Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
