Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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