why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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