Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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