im drinking this country out of the recession.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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