That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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