those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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