He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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