Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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