I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
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the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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