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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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