He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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