dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
