Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I don't think brook has ever known best
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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