Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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