What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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