my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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