If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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