Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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