my mouth tastes like poor choices
i barfeds in our rink
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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