can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Randomize
