Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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