are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
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It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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