he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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