We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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