Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
My dick has a subreddit
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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