so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.