Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
this just has baby written all over it
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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