so that wasnt chicken after all
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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