I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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