My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
