she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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