do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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