Nicole vs. Life
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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