His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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