Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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