Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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