Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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