She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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