I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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