the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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