he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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