haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
did i walk over a car last night?
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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