Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I'm passing your future prison.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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