he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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