R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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