Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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