i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
