i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
