worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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