margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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