I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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