is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Come on in and take your pants off
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