remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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