Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Randomize
