My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
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