Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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