508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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