The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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