...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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